"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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