420 ftw
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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