Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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