He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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