im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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