question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
