When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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