Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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