those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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