another moral hangover. fuck.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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