Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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