I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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