..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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