While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
