tell your sister to shave her snatch
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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