Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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