Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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