I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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