The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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