office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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