I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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