dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Come see our sink grown plant.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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