Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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