Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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