It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
