Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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