pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I'm bleeding and have questions
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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