How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I wish you could order shots online.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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