Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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