The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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