wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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