coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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