Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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