kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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