Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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