I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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