Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
