Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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