hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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