this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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