Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
