he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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