how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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