can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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