Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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