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(308): View more from Nebraska

I think i sorta joined a cult last night

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS

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(856): View more from New Jersey

she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.

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(480): View more from Arizona

he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is

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(604): View more from British Columbia

You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people

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(707): View more from California

I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister

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(817): View more from Texas

Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola

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(207): View more from Maine

Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....

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