she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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