I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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