that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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