I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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