i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I have post one night stand depression
His nipple licking is glorious
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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